Sticky desk

Every morning I come into work my desk is sticky. Often the seat has changed it set up and you have dirty foot stamps on my 3 hard drives. Sometimes my screens are also a bit splotchy as if someone has sneezed on them.

I spend the first 10 minutes of every day re-setting my desk.

Someone spends their night sitting at my desk eating jam sandwiches in dirty shoes while sneezing at my screens.

I really wished they would stop. I don’t like dirty desks, messy I can do, but dirt I can’t stand.

I’m gonna put a note on my desk saying “There is monkey poo in your jam sandwiches”.